Green Wing/Funny

• Pretty much anything Sue White does.

• This exchange:

Alan: *On Mac's ear piercing* Some people find piercings repugnant. Fortunately, I am completely unpierced.
Mac: Well, even I draw the line at piercing assholes. *walks away*
Alan: Exactly! *walks away too, stops, and does a double-take* You...YOU!

Angela: ...Banter?

Alan: ...Yes.

• One episode has Joanna complaining that Alan is never spontaneous. Later, he calls Joanna's office and tells her to come to his office. Harriet enters instead, and Alan bursts out of a cupbaord and begins dancing around, in his underwear, playing the flute, while she stands there in shock. When I first saw this scene I couldn't breath for laughing.