Gossip Girl/Awesome

• Dorota's ringtune for Eleanor Waldorf is "I'm A Slave For You".
• Jenny leaving Blair's sleepover.
• Chuck and Blair in the limo. For many fans the moment when the show went from "an okay watch" to "must-see".
• Eric outing himself at Asher's party and giving Blair permission to send the photo of him kissing Asher to Gossip Girl.
• "Dude... I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means."
• Blair to Georgina Sparks:

Blair: Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

• The NJBC pulling off an impromptu take-down of Juliet in Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore.
• Eric telling his father how he didn't need him in his life.

Eric: Please stop acting like you and I have any kind of relationship.
Will: You're right, I have a lot to make up for.
Eric: I'm sorry. The window for that closed somewhere between my twelfth birthday and my suicide attempt. Don't worry, I'm fine now. Going through all that without a father made me realize that I don't need one.

• Chuck attempting to seduce Blair by lounging on her bed wearing her velvet robe and sniffing her macaroons. Bonus points for the fact that it would have worked if Dorota hadn’t shown up.