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Good Hair, Evil Hair/Quotes

"What is wrong with them? They never listen to me! They only listen to that blue-suited blowhard! It's the moustache, I bet!"
Robbie Rotten, LazyTown

"To have a beard is to rehearse
A battle with the universe."

Bibble: I'm Governer Sio Bibble, the Queen's trusted advisor.
Qui-Gon: Advisor? Hmmm. Does he have a goatee?
GM: Yes, actually, he does.

Qui-Gon: We keep an eye on him.

Dave: How can you have a goatee without shaving? Does it just materialize?
Male Helen: Well, yes. I'm evil.

Elan: You just executed him because I happened to have him tied up?

Vaarsuvius: Yes, but that mustache did not do him any favors either.
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