Good Angel, Bad Angel/Quotes

There's a devil and an angel on your shoulder, it's true,

they're always fighting, making a fool out of you.

—The Underscore Orkestra, "Blue Draggish"

Devil Orange: You should tell Cucumber his mother's a pickle!
Orange: (laughs) Good idea, Devil Orange!
Angel Orange: Oh, no, Orange, you can't tell him that!
Orange: I can't?
Angel Orange: No! You should ask Cucumber... "Why the long face?"

Every man hath a good and a bad angel attending on him in particular all his life long.

—Robert Burton

Dennis' Shoulder Devil: Hey, switch the cards. It'll be hilarious.
(Dennis looks at his other shoulder)
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: What are you looking for?
Dennis Finch: Isn't there supposed to be an angel over here?
Dennis' Shoulder Devil: Are you Dennis Finch?
Dennis Finch: Yes.

Dennis' Shoulder Devil: Then no. Do it!

—Just Shoot Me