GoldenEye (film)/Funny

• One for Q as he notices Bond inspecting a large sandwich:

Q: Don't touch that!
(Bond backs away as if it bites)
Q: That's my lunch!

• General Ourumov, drinking quite frequently from his flask, during the tank chase. Especially "Use the bumper! That's what it's for!"
• The look on Ourumov's face after Xenia kills the Goldeneye station staff. "I'm allied with this sociopath?!"
• When Bond uncovers the corpse of the Canadian Admiral with a giant grin on his face. See Out with a Bang.
• "STAND BY YOUR MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
  • "Who's strangling the cat?"
• Bond dropping in on the guard in the bathroom: "Beg your pardon. I forgot to knock." (punches the guard out cold)
• "YES! I AM INVINCIBLE!" Cue liquid nitrogen tanks exploding and freezing him over.