Godspell/Funny

• This exchange:

Judas: Even the doggy-doggies used to come to Lazarus and lick his open, running sores.
Jerry: Blech!
Judas: Sorry.

• This exchange:

Judas: Now what the Good Master is telling us all right now is that up in Heaven, there are about a hundred million little tiny angels about 'yea' by 'yea', and they all take shorthand. And every time you do something silly, they write it in a...
Jesus: No, no.
Judas: That's not what the Good Master is telling us.

• This line has become sort of a Memetic Mutation:

Jesus: Did I ever tell you I used to read feet?
Jeffrey: You used to... what?
Jesus: Some people read palms or tea leaves. I read feet. Look what it says! (lifts Jeffrey's foot) Ah hah! It says "Rejoice."
Jeffrey: (looking for himself, disappointed) It says "Keds."