God Loves, Man Kills/Funny

• The X-Men burst onto the scene, firing energy blasts, popping claws, and generally being superpowered. One cop yells, "Stop 'em!" Says the other, goggling, "I'm game, Lou. How?"
• Colossus prevents a Purifiers squadron from escaping by smashing the engine straight through their car. He stands there abashed, holding the engine. "Either I have gotten stronger, comrades, or automobiles are not so sturdy and well-constructed as they used to be."