Gaydar/Quotes

Kennedy: Let's start with the easy stuff. How long have you known? That you were gay?
Willow: Wait. That's easy? And what, you just assume that I'm-I'm gay? I mean, presume much?
Kennedy: Okay, sorry. How long have you enjoyed having sex with women?
Willow: Hey! And what, you think you have some sort of special "lesbidar" or something?

Kennedy: Okay, you know there's a better word for that, right?

—Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Bakura: So, you are the source of the gay signal I've been tracking! Though I probably could have deduced that without the use of my Gaydar. It seems we both ha-
Marik: What? Whoa, whoa, hold on now! You think that I'm... Look, I'll have you know that I like women!

Bakura: No doubt. That's probably why you've dressed yourself like one.

—Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

"I think he comes from a dimension that's big on musical theater."

—Bender, commenting on an energy being as his "gaydar" beeps, Futurama

"It's kind of like some sort of... gay radar. I call it, the homometer."

—Ed Helms as a corespondent of The Daily Show.

"I wish my spider senses had gaydar."

—Spinnerette