< Gasshole

Gasshole/Quotes

"Beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot."
A Crow, The Dark Tower (and many other characters) [1]
"My mom always said, if you can fart and burp at the same time, you have no soul!"
  1. Discarding for a second that beans are seeds.
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