Gabriel Iglesias/Funny

• For the few, the proud, the overweight the big-boned, we have the Five Six Levels Of Fatness. They include:

1. Big
2. Healthy
3. Husky
4. Fluffy
5. Daaaaaaaayum!
6. Oh HELL nah!

• Gabriel takes his son to the arcade, and what does he to want play? Dance Dance Revolution. Hilarity Ensues.
• When he shows up at his friend Martin's house in his new car...a Beetle. And the Latino gang members across the street start screwing with him:

Gabriel: (honks horn) Marteeeeeeeeeeen!^[1]
Thug: Ey! Ese!
Gabriel: Hey what's up, how's it goin'?
Thug: How did you get in there, ese?
(Beat)
Gabriel: ...HURRY UP, MARTEEN!

• • He later gets it customised and returns to pick up Marteen again.

Thug: Check it out, eh! It's The Fat and The Furious!

• "Marteen! Look, my iPhone lied for me! Blackberry can't do that!"

1. ↑ He lives in the hood; I don't get out the car.