Fun with Leon and Ashley

Fun with Leon and Ashley is a Crack Fic of Resident Evil 4. The plot is basically a Theme Park Version of the game where Leon is a bad mouthed, self-absorbed Jerkass who gets an erection even from thinking of himself. Yeah, Out of Character is the whole premise of the story.

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Tropes used in Fun with Leon and Ashley include:

• A Date with Rosie Palms - Leon passionately makes love with himself.
• Anatomically-Impossible Sex
• Anticlimax Boss - Saddler gets killed with a single shot from Leons rocket launcher.
• Crosses the Line Twice - Everything.
• Insane Troll Logic - Leon, quite often.

"Yeah, you know why you're still a virgin Ashley? Because you're a fucking whore!"

—Leon

• Jerkass - Leon is this trope Turned Up to Eleven! He constantly insults everyone and spends a good deal of the story being naked and making love to himself.
• Out of Character - In fact, it's the whole premise of the story.
• Rasputinian Death - In the end, Leon is shot more than twenty times by the merchant, Ada, and Luis, and Ashley delivers a nasty Groin Attack to him.
• Squick - Leons constant ejaculations, which he gets from something as simple as seeing his own reflection in a pool of blood.
• Why Don't You Just Shoot Him? - Averted. Leon kills both Saddler and Salazar without a second thought.