Freud Was Right/Quotes

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

—Quote commonly credited to Sigmund Freud

Yeah, well sometimes it's a big brown dick!

—George Carlin

It's a SPACE NIPPLE!

—Yahtzee shows how to invoke this trope on Unskippable, Star Ocean: The Last Hope.

"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This is a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?"

—Zebediah Carter, The Number of the Beast by Robert A. Heinlein

Simplified.
Everything's either
concave or -vex,
so whatever you dream

will be something with sex.

—Dream Interpretation, Piet Hein

Vulcan Raven: Wow. Just... wow.

Psycho Mantis: Freud would shit his pants

—The Last Days of Foxhound, after finding a giant tower inside Liquid Snake's mind

If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
If it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!
If it's shorter than it's wide, simply turn it on its side;

And it's longer than it's wide, it's a phallus!

—Anonymous

Woah, honey, watch how you're holding that thing!

—The Nostalgia Chick, on Skeletor's, um, weapon.

Christ, everything in this hospital looks like it's a metaphor for sex!

—The Cinema Snob, on the hospital's treatments in Hardgore.

Hey, Finn... Are you thinking about how that guy's bow-tie sorta looked like a bra?

—Marceline, Adventure Time

This movie is 70% phallic symbol.

—Oancitizen