< Filthy Rich & Catflap

Filthy Rich & Catflap/Quotes


Eddie: Richie please I'm begging you, no I'm threatening you, if you don't shut up I'm gonna cut your head off. Shove it in the microwave, mash it up with a bit of milk and butter and ram it up your backside. SO JUST SHUT UP!

Filthy: This morning I coughed so hard I sucked my trousers up my backside.

Richie: And completely by surprise you're going to die. Yeah everyone will think it was an accident except me, I'm the strange enigmatic figure with the chainsaw.

Richie: Ahh... The morning... the morning. How glad I am that I've always spurned regular lovers, because, of course, by sleeping alone, I get me all to myself. And I always know I'm going to wake up next to the most attractive person in the world.

Eddie: Blimey they're a restless crowd.
Filthy: Don't mither the act Edward, Richie has enough to concern him already what with being crap.

Eddie: It is Filthy Ralph, the impresario, promoter, pornographer and common thief.
Richie: I know who Filthy Ralph is.
Eddie: Yeah but they don't

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