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Father Neptune/Quotes
Captain Seymour Bligh: (over speaker) Welcome to Day 718 of our voyage. First off, in an attempt to preserve water, you will not be given any water. (crew groans) And also, because of a sketch of myself having romantic congress with a mer-man (shows the offending picture) I am dumping all your mail from home into the sea. (Willie does so) And I can assure you that there were cookies in there. Good cookies, the kind only a loving mother or Milhouse's father could bake.
Seymour Bligh: No, he died while baking. It's all in the letter.
Second Officer Milhouse: My father's alive?—The Whine-Bar Sea in "The Wettest Stories Ever Told," The Simpsons
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