Fast Karate for the Gentlemen/Funny

From their show about Case Closed:

Joel: "You know, typical ‘we're gonna appeal to little kids by making them the heroes'"
Dave: "Yeah, like, ‘get it, you’re smarter than the adults!’"
Joel: "Which is really a good lesson to teach kids, because they don’t even know not to play in traffic."
Dave: "Yeah. There were a lot of times, when I was kid, where I thought I was smarter than my parents. And I think almost unanimously I was wrong on, like, every step. Like, ‘Hey, you shouldn’t light baseball bats on fire and swing them around,’ and I’m like ’...... I think I probably should. In fact, I’m like 100% sure that this is the right course of action!’ And that’s why I don’t have any hair on my arms."

From their show about their distaste with Gunslinger Girl:

Dave: "My constant worry is that this show...is made by like....a 6 year-old cancer survivor little girl."
Joel: "so when I show up with a can of gasoline and a lighter..."
Dave: "This is awkward..."
Joel: "Well.....lets hope the bed burns hotter"
Dave: "Shoulda done my research..."

And of course, the classic...

Joel: "HIS NAME HANABI! HE RIVE WITH HONOUR!."

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