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  • Absolutely any exchange between Tina and Steve back just at the start of The Battle of the Bulge. Such gems such as Steve's diet came out of this.

Tina:DON'T EAT ME. I'M NOT VERY TASTY. NOT AT ALL LIKE DELICIOUS TENDER HONEY SOY CHICKEN
Steve: yOu WoUlD bE nIcE wItH sOmE sAlT
Tina: SALT? PUHLEASE STEVE. WATCH YOUR DAMN SODIUM LEVELS.

    • Also this:

Steve: tHaT dIeT sOuNdS hOrRiBlE. WhY dOn'T tHeY hAvE hUmAn FlEsH iN tHeM?
Tina: BECAUSE THE PLANNER OF THE DIET KNOWS HOW BAD HUMAN FLESH IS FOR THE BODY. STEVE. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES. HUMAN FLESH IS NOT THE ANSWER.
I THINK YOU REALLY NEED TO EVALUATE YOUR LIFESTYLE. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAXIMISE YOUR POTENTIAL AND LIVE A HAPPY LONG LIFE, BUT DIE OF A HEART ATTACK/MONSTER EQUIVALENT.
DON'T EAT YOUR FEELINGS. LET IT OUT HONEY. LET OUT YOUR EMOTIONAL TURMOIL.

    • Don't forget this:

Tina': STEVE STOP BEING A SELFISH POOPYFACE

WE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EAT VEGETABLES> STOP THIS ADDICTION. CONSIDER THIS YOUR FLESH INTERVENTION.

Steve:fLeSh iS mY fAvOrItE fOoD. mY dAiLy DiEt rEqUiReS tHeM.
Tina: HAVE YOU HEARD OF TOFU? I'VE HEARD IT'S QUITE GREAT AS A REPLACEMENT

  • This wonderful exchange:

Steve: LoOk LiTtLe HuMaN, iF yOu Do NoT sToP tHiS i WiLl EaT yOu NeXt.
Talon: How about you eat lead? *gets gun and shoots* It's high in iron! That's good for your health.

  • Everytime someone de-anoned while being Steve
  • Tina's attempt at smack talk:

YOU THINK YOU CAN INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE STEVE?

WELL THEN...NOBODY LIKES YOU. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M LYING. ALSO, NOBODY BELIEVES THAT THAT MUSCLE GAIN IS NATURAL. ALSO< GET A TAN.

PEOPLE THINK YOUR JUST A LAMER, UGLIER, LESS COOL VERSION OF TONY. YEAH. THATS RIGHT. I WENT THERE.
PUHLEASE BEEYOTCH.

YOU. KILL ME? GENERAL OF YOUR OFFICIAL AGAINST ARMY DUDE. I HAVE ANTI STEVE TRICKS YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE

  • Just before the start of the Steve War: oo7dragonstar's song

Hide yo kids,
Hide yo wife,
Hide yo husband,
'cause Steve be kidnappin' everybody out there

  • Emma's reaction to the appearance of Steve

MORE STEVES.
I SHALL... DO A THING ABOUT THIS.
/DOES A THING

  • Accidentally exploding scones... made by England, or course!
  • "OKAY, NOT TRYING TO PANIC ANYONE... TAKE YOUR INTERNETS AND IN A CALM AND ORDERLY FASHION, RUN AND SCREAM YOUR WAY TO SEALAND."
  • Talon after rescuing France

"...THOUGH I MAY NEED TIME TO RECOVER FROM RECLOTHING FRANCE.

WHO KNEW HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS PUTTING PANTS ON SOMEONE WITH A... LARGE ROSE?

  • Glassesrink's swearing

HOLY DUCK.
DON'T EVEN GO NEAR TAIWAN.
I'LL BUCK YOUR SHEEP IF YOU DO

(Stands dramatically) Because that's what I do as General. Stand dramatically and recite monologues to Steve.

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