Executive Decision/Funny

• Rat, being his usual snarkish self while Grant, wearing a tuxedo, is introduced to the unit.

Rat: Who's this? Double-oh Seven?

• Just after the Navy pilots get the morse-code message.

Dr. Grant: Jesus, they got it!
Baker: (astounded) They got it?
Dr. Grant: They got it!
Baker: I take back every rust-pickin', squid-hatin' thing I've ever said about swabbies!

• Dr. Grant, after ploughing through lots and lots of small aircraft and overshooting the runway on landing.

Grant: These things almost land themselves, don't they?