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Exactly What I Aimed At/Quotes

Loveless: (while crushing Jim West with one of his mechanical legs) You expect to kill me with that pea-shooter?
Artemis Gordon: If I have to, yes.
Loveless: Then why is it I am not afraid...?
Jim West: (strained) Shoot...him...Gordon! Shoot him!
(Artemis Gordon fires one bullet from a very small handgun. It connects with a very small "tink")
Loveless: After all that, you missed?

Artemis Gordon: Actually, I didn't.

(Loveless looks down, noticing his mechanical legs are leaking hydraulic fluid and are breaking down underneath him.)

Thomas: Brother, you can't hit shit!

Ray: It's not shit I was aiming at!..
Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood
See? The human cannot hit a simple target! [looks down, to see a ruptured, hissing gas pipe...that explodes] Ahh! Ooghah! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Extremely Unfortunate Krogan, Mass Effect 2

Captain Amelia: Did you actually aim for that?

Dr. Doppler: You know, actually, I did!

Señor Senior Jr.: "Why did you not simply aim the laser at their bodies?"

Señor Senior Sr.: "Junior, if you do not understand the traditions of villainy, I have failed as a father."
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