< Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"
Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"/Quotes
"Our barkeep is a hypello. No-one knows his real name, so everyone calls him Barkeep."
"Oh that is a problem, here's a solution: ASK HIM HIS FUCKING NAME!!!!"
It was said if you heard him speak, you were never in doubt again. He was the one true savior, as he had always been. He had been the Emperor long before there was such an office to take. No one knew his birth name, for he had always been, naturally, the Emperor.
Jade: Is Uncle everyone's uncle?
(Jackie and Uncle give each other confused looks)
Jade's Dad: He is actually our cousin...aren't you?
Imouto: Oh. Cool. Anyways, I have a lot of problems in my life that I'm worried about, Emiri! For one, it's all about my name...
Imouto: That's just it! My parents ACTUALLY named me Imouto! I was so cute as a baby, and they were such huge anime fans, that they decided to get rid of my real birth name and name me Imouto instead! Just so I could be known as Kyon's little sister... FOREVER! And because I was so young, I can't even remember what it was!
Emiri: What about your name, Imouto?
Imouto: That's just it! I don't know what my real name is! Everyone either calls me that, or Kyon's sister, or little sister, or the token loli! That's what I've come to be known as! Kyon's sister! My title is my own identity!
Emiri: You don't know your real name? That's an... interesting problem. Why can't you ask your parents about it? And just ask people to call you by it afterward?—Cracks in the SOS Dan, Chapter 49
Teagan: The Hero of Ferelden should be back in Denerim by now.
Alistair: You're always so formal. S/he has a name, you know.
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