Eva Possibilities and Fusion Pandemonium/Funny

• The Evangelion/DBZ Crossover fic Eva Possibilities and Fusion Pandemonium has some gems:
  • Chapter 5: Vegeta has spent half an hour trying to awaken Goku, his yells actually shaking the building. He gives up and wanders off, grumbling how the likes of Goku could sleep through breakfast time. Sure enough, the phrase “breakfast” makes Goku wake up immediately. (“I hate you” “What’d I do?”)
  • Vegeta teasing Shinji about rooming with Misato & Asuka in Ch. 13… and the girls later choosing to tease him simultaneously while hitting quite close to the mark Vegeta had hit.
  • Shinji’s first “conversation” with his mother: “I gotta stop eating Asuka's cooking, Misato was bad enough… But just what was with that mushroom soup she made?” “I try to say hi, and you say ‘what the hell’? Where did you learn manners like that, young man?” “I’m not gonna panic this time” “Good” “Because I know what you are…” “That’s great!” “…You’re a mushroom, aren’t you?”
  • Goku casually and light-heartedly scaring the crap out of the Section 2 agents sent to bring Shinji in after Yui-in-Shinji’s-body punched Gendō in the face.
  • Chapter 23: Rei grasps her first sexual innuendo, courtesy of Asuka.
  • Chapter 24: Misato's "punishment" to Kaji for keeping secrets from her. ("Last night... Misato... was the man...")