Esoteric Happy Ending/Quotes

"All yet seems well..."

—The King of France, at the end of All's Well That Ends Well

"The swirly sphere ascends and flies out into space, leaving the ravaged Earth behind, where seven billion people made fully dependent on a highly technological supply chain over the course of several generations have now been plunged into a barbarous, nightmare dark age sure to inaugurate a millennium of murder, brutality, and misery. But... Jaden Smith called Jennifer Connelly "Mom"! So that counts as a happy ending, r-right?"

—The Agony Booth's recap of the 2008 remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still

"He fell into the ankle-deep water and died. Happy ending! Sunshine and puppies for all!"

—RL Yoshi's Let's Play of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time