Erin Brockovich/Funny

• "Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you SUCK AT IT!"
  • Doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome.
• When Erin and Ed bring all 634 signatures to Kurt and Theresa (the lawyers Ed partnered with when the case became bigger), and Kurt wonders how they were able to do that, Erin explains, since she had no brains or legal expertise, and Ed was getting disillusioned with the justice system, she performed 634 blow jobs in five days, and then adds, "I'm really quite tired."