Empowered/Quotes

Empowered: Uh... Hello, there! Welcome to my story, okay?
It's a story about-- well, you'll see what it's about.
So, um... enjoy, I guess...?

ThugBoy: Sorry, but I'm not gonna let anyone talk trash about my favorite superhero. Not even my favorite superhero herself.

Ninjette: Can't be a goody-goody superheroine 'cause I don't have a nice, big rack! *urrp*

Major Havoc: 'Scuse me while I cry havoc!

Willy Pete: Then eat a few more pieces of you both... then **** s'more... then keep eatin' an' ****in' an' eatin' an' ****in' 'til you're all gone.

Empowered: Do you seriously expect me to believe that you doofi actually conducted a focus-group test on a bunch of supervillains...? How many of your people died horribly in the process?