Eldritch Abomination/Haiku

Lovecraftian beast,
Monstrous horror from beyond
Which drives men insane.

What the hell is this?
Aaaaagh CTHULHU FHTAGN
Dear God, my brain hurts.

—Count Dorku

Tentacles flying,
Mind Raping all who see it,
Product of madness.

—Poisonarrow

Things too strange for poets.
How many syllables in
Cthulhu fhtagn anyway?

—Anne Onymous

Gaze upon its face
Your sanity will shatter
Like many others.

—SgtFrog1

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--Snowsky

Wherever it goes
It drives people barking mad...
From where does it hail?

—So We Ate Them

Ph'klcqrmw 'l'r-Wnghfmlwd Bakhjevd'lméépqwevrf
Jv'djuiülweo-Trttrtrepo'nke Kledißlzmneißßleop!
Pah'ngikjei'qwleko ɥǝןd bɹɐɐɐɐbɥr̵̘̤͓͎̤̜j͉͔̩f̸̝͚̬̕ͅa̸͇͖̻̝̮ͅk̶̢̢͈̗̝̣l̶̛̫̙͓e̷̻̹̣̥̥̕͢r̺͈͉̺̺͢i̷̢̻͙̯̗-̝͡e̡̬̯̲̱̪̟̲̖͠d͚̪̬͇̦̦͓̠̀o̗͟͡i̥͘͞r̨̛̫͖̳͇͙͓͓j̭̘̪͘͡ͅè͉̺̗̲̪a͞҉̶̙̤͔̲̤͚͉'̸̭͓͖͙̟͙̲͝ͅͅẁ̟͝ȩ̛͖̫̠̘̱o̢̧͓͓͖͘r̴̫̫͜j͙̜͓̟̜͔́

—ParadoxJuice