Eerie Cuties/Funny

• Chloe meeting Nina and finding out the object of her vampiric hungers.
• Eerie Cuties: The young succubus Chloe suddenly gains breasts.

Layla: I hate you.
Blair: I love you.

• "Blair? Blair?! Speak to me, Blair!"
• "And how widows wept over the unidentifiable remains of their husband's corpses, as virgins shed tears of blood, as the streets ran red with crimson most pure!!! Also, she had a kitty. Its name was Mr. Boodles.
• "Girls… I don't think he's been infected by the pheromones…"
• "Whatever, Fruit Loops."
• Tiffany doesn't realize that she didn't become a vampire even after she gets shot with a holy water squirt gun ("Get your kids to bless themselves as they play!") adjusts her make-up in a cross-shaped mirror and notices that it's a bright day.
• Boy!Nina encountering Bifauxnen Brooke:

Boy!Nina: Oh Noes! Blair turned Brooke into a boy too!
Brooke: I'm… I'm still a girl.
Nina: No you're n-- <lifts the front of Brooke's skirt> Oh wait, yes, you are.
SLAP!

• The entire Kissing Booth bonus story in the print edition
• "Hey, what's that?" "Chloe's baby!" Cue Spit Take from Brooke.
• Nina taking notes and following them at the dance.
• Maria's Amazingly Embarrassing Parents moments are always good for a laugh.
• The sheer fact that there's a book called Your Gay Sister And You in this universe.
• The recent crossover with its spin-off has already given us a good one: Melissa, thinking about responses to the fact that she's about to date Kade.

Cerise (best friend): Hmph! Don't let it get to your head.
Jacqui (other best friend): Oh, Kade... Someday, you'll remember me...
Layla (old rival): I will murder you.
Faith (new rival): I know you're only imagining my reaction, but I don't know who Kade is or why I should care.
 

• Tia sets up "flashy entrance" while teleport-crashing the party. And everything that rolls downhill from there.
  • The twins brought hugs!
  • Hot potato!
  • Seth remembers his chaperone duties.
  • "Safe spot".
  • Tia gives Nina "the best birthday present ever!"
• During extrospection spell:

"Wilhelmina": Don't push it, kid, I'm Layla's intelligence.