Edward Scissorhands/Funny

• Peg's efforts to use Avon products to hide Edward's scars. Most notably the "hint of lavender" that turns his face purple.
• Virtually every line delivered by Bill Boggs. His chirpy "Hey Edward, where are you going?" near the film's climax sends this Troper into fits every time!
• Edward casually mentioning over dinner how Joyce attempted to seduce him. The entire family (save for Bill) does a double-take.

"We looked at where the salon is going to be. There's a place where you can have a make-up stand. And then she showed me the back room, where she took all her clothes off."

• • Made funnier by Bill not even noticing and continuing to ramble on about the pleasures of owning your own business.