Easy A/Quotes

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boom box outside of my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once, I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number, for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

—Olive

What better way to share my private thoughts than to broadcast them to the internet?

—Olive

There are always two sides of a story.

—Olive

Olive: Ugh. Worst song ever...
(cue montage of Olive singing and dancing along to said song all weekend)

Marianne: I just hope you have the good sense to use protection.

Olive: Why? Your parents didn't.

Marianne: You're going to Hell.

Olive: Just as long as you won't be there.

Marianne: I can assure you: I won't.

Olive: Good.