Dysfunction Junction/Quotes

"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

—Leo Tolstoy

"The only way to keep my family in line would be to bury them in a row."

—Tarvek, Girl Genius

We're Light Warriors, damnit.

I bet he can't hurt us any worse than we hurt each other every day.

—Thief, Eight Bit Theater

Lily (crying and hugging young Ned at her doorstep): Something happened!

Vivian: Another something happened?!

—Pushing Daisies, "Corpsicle"

"It's strange that Evangelion has become such a hit - all the characters are so sick!"

—Hideaki Anno

"Statement: Oh, yes. My master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unable to confront their basic personality conflicts."

—HK-47, Knights of the Old Republic

"These people don't have "issues" so much as they have subscriptions."

—GG Crono on the Katawa Shoujo forums

"WOW. The insecurity level with you guys is RIDICULOUS!"

—Kevin Sandusky, Tropic Thunder

Carla: Don't bother with the sob story. I've been here a long time, I've heard it all before.
Katie: Really? Because my dad died when I was six. And to cope, my mom drank herself through most of my childhood. No one ever did anything for me. I've had to do it all for myself.
Carla: Oh, Katie.
Katie: I know.

Carla: Heard it! Me? Dead mom. J.D? Dead dad. Elliot? Emotionally abusive parents. Dr. Cox? Emotionally and physically abusive dead parents which he may have killed, no one's sure.

—Scrubs, "My Saving Grace"

"All of the ponies in this town are crazy!"

—Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic

Hawkeye: You realize The Avengers are a complete disaster, right? Iron Man is completely unqualified to lead a team like this. Thor is crazy. The Hulk is a bomb waiting to go off! Ant-Man couldn't be less interested in taking down bad guys. And Wasp belongs in the party circuit, not law enforcement.

—Avengers Earths Mightiest Heroes, "Masters of Evil"

Wedge: "[New pilot] Targon comes to us fresh from Fleet Command Academy [...] and unlike the rest of you, he hasn't yet had time to ruin his career or his mind."

Janson: "Then he won't do. Send him home. Get us another lunatic."

—greeting the new pilot in Solo Command

Ragna: "Alright, just spill it. If you were starving so badly, you wouldn't have the energy to radiate the levels of murderous rage you... are now..."
Sena: "Huh? So, you figured me out? What gave me away, I wonder...?"
Ragna: "That thing you've got... that's a Nox Nyctores, isn't it? What in the hell are you plotting?"

Sena: "Plotting? You make it sound so... ominous..."

Luna: *discards robe* "ARGH! I can't take this crap anymore! Luna is going to rip this idiot a new one and turn in what's left for that obscenely huge bounty!"

Ragna: "Dear god, why me?! Why do I always seem to attract the who's who of mental illness?!"

—Platinum vs Ragna, BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Arcade Mode