Dungeons & Dragons/Funny

Any examples for this must be taken from published Dungeons and Dragons material, not your personal experiences in a game.

• The "On the set of D&D 4th Edition" cartoons had quite a few gems, not the least of which was the infamous, "I'm a Monster, Raar!"
• The third-party D&D rulebook The Book of Erotic Fantasy contains the Vouyeristic Seer, a prestige class that specializes in using divination to watch other people have sex. The spell section contains a lot of other silly things, like the anti-clothing shell and the Disrobe spell.