Dude, Not Funny/Quotes

"It needs more funny, and less make-me-angry."

—Kaff Tagon, Schlock Mercenary

"You can laugh of everything, but not with everybody"

—Pierre Desproges

Laugh and laugh 'til all the chameleons turn black
Laugh and laugh 'til you're told "Please don't come back"

—The Tragically Hip, "World Container"

Hilda: Hhhh. Dios Mio. They’re murdering crossword-makers now. Amy, do the police have any leads?
Amy: They say it was a random junkie mugger. I almost believe them, but the timing, Hilda… you know what he was working on…
Hilda: Rely on this, Amy. You were right to call me. There is a pattern at work here…(puts on her glasses) and ours is the pen to fill it.
Marc: Har! YEAHHHHH!
Beat
Di: Ahhmmm, this is a murder scene.
Marc: I though you were doing a CSI: Miami riff. You know, with the pun. And the glasses.
Di: That still wouldn’t make it okay.
Marc: I’m a little tired...

—Fans,” Crossover”, chapter 1.

"Did somebody just boo me because I implied Heath Ledger was dead?"

—Tommy Teirnan

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