Duckman/Funny

• Crowning Moment Of Funky: The FUNKY DUCKMAN!
  • "You thrust your pelvis, huh! You thrust your pelvis, huh!"
  • When Fluffy and Uranus get eaten by Duckman and are left traumatized by the end of it.

Fluffy and Uranus: "Please don't eat us, Please don't eat us, Please don't eat us, Please don't eat us"

• • From "Days of Whining and Neurosis", when Cornfed introduces himself to the therapy group:

Cornfed: My name is Dr. Gelman.
Duckman: No you're not.
Cornfed: Yes I am.
Duckman: No you're not.
Cornfed: Yes I am.
Duckman: What are ya talking about?! You're-
Cornfed: (grabbing Duckman's bill) My name is Dr. Gelman, Dr. GELMAN. Nobody knows me here, so I'm introducing myself!
Duckman: Oh OHHHHHHH! Nice to meet you, Dr. Cornfed!
Cornfed: (sighs angrily)