Drunken Master/Quotes

"Lot o' good that soldier trainin' did ya! I'm drunk!"

—The Demoman, after having dominated a soldier, Team Fortress 2

Empowered: Um, 'Jette? Are you sure it's a great idea to combine drinking and ninja-ing?
Ninjette: Nahh, it's no prob. I'm a professional, don'cha know.
Empowered: Professional ninja or professional drinker?

Ninjette: Both, of course.

—Empowered

Mon cerveau n'est jamais bien sain,
Si beaucoup de vin ne l'abreuve.
[My brain is never in good health

unless it's irrigated with plenty of wine.]

—Pierre de Ronsard, To his page

"Like Minions, dwarves never fight more fiercely than when they've had a drink!"

—Gnarl, Overlord

I've never killed somebody sober before!

—Hou, Jade Empire

I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight I am very prepared!

—Vodka Drunkenski (Soda Popinski), Punch-Out!!

"Everything mankind does is much, much easier if you're ever so slightly drunk."

—The leader of the Inebriati (or Knights Tipplar), That Mitchell and Webb Look