Drinking Game/Laconic

All The Tropes and Miraheze are not responsible for any damages that result from drinking games,
including but not limited to damages to your liver and other people's cars.

1. Take a sip of something alcoholic every time this common occurrence happens.
2. Take more than a sip every time an even rarer, but still lampshadable, occurrence happens.

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Take two shots every time a laconic page doesn't have this stupid little addendum that says to visit the unabridged version HERE. Then fix it.