Down on the Farm/Quotes

It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.

—Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!

—Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Darla: ...or you wind up back in Kokomo, Nebraska!
Danny: Uh, Indiana, Miss Dimple.

Darla: ...Whatever.

—Cats Don't Dance

World's largest corn maze built in Nebraska. Maze is designed to be much like Nebraska in that you enter, see nothing but corn, then leave.

—Fark.com, 9/6/2006

Dot: All is strange and vague.
Wakko: Are we dead? ...

Yakko: ... or is this Ohio?

—Animaniacs

Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot -- it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.

—Anonymous