Double K/Funny

Almost every other page of Double K is a CMOF for someone; list yours.

• Simon's desperate attempts to cling to his disguise. "S-sure I am! I love getting paid for sex acts!"
• Kamina's Badass Boast speech in response to the Jiiha village chief demanding to know who the hell he is. "Holder of the entire police force's highest arrest record... wrongful or otherwise..."
  • "...And the only officer in the history of the department who's ever caused more collateral damage than our budget can cover..."
• The sight of Kamina catching up to Shaku and the captured Simon while driving in a car full of whores.
  • Even better is the fact that the hookers voluntarily went with him, despite knowing full-well that he was going to arrest them!

Hooker: Why did we agree to go with him!?

• "Are we driving or not, you... PUUUSSYYY?!"
• "HAZING." (showy wink)
• "Is this, like... a carny bar or something?"
• "But it was totally not cookies."
• Kamina's flashback concludes with him busting Gendo Ikari and Captain Nemo (using crossdressing Simon).
  • Technology Marches On used hilariously.

But then, out of nowhere, there was this ringing noise coming from his jacket. Turned out to be one of those new fancy-ass portable phones. I mean, I knew these guys were high rollers, but damn.

• Kittan's Manly Tears face after hearing Kamina's story.
• Kittan's drunken confession. And the sheer amount of booze that he consumed.
• Also, this exchange after Kamina and Kittan's uber-manly hug.

Kamina: Dude did you seriously kick a lawyer in the face? That rules.
Kittan: Right in his stupid face, man.

• On almost every single page, you can find a hilarious facial expression of some sort.
• Captain Osaka's ever snarky comments under the pages. Guaranteed to make you laugh at least once.
  • For example, when Simon takes his Level in Badass:

W-what is happening
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SIMON
could it be
did he look deep within
his PANTS
AND FIND
HIS NADS?!?!

• Simon's "Help me, bro! He totally kidnapped me while you were busy yelling at the whores!"
• "B-but... But what about the criminals... We were supposed to catch all of the criminals..."
• "Total dick move, it was hilarious."
• Bullet Time.
• All of Page 105. Poor Simon misses his bro. Kamina handles the whole situation with his usual tact - which is to say, none whatsoever.

Kamina: Turns out [Kittan]'s pretty much the raddest dude on Earth!!

• STUPID LUCKY
• Kamina grabbing the box of Spiral drills from Thymilph:

Kamina: "Well slap my ass and call me Susan, what do we have here?? It-it almost looks like... like that evidence you said I didn't have! Man, what a twist, right!?"
Kittan: "Hahahah oh damn he got you good, Magilla!

• • The almost constant gorilla-related name-calling used against Thymilph across the course of several pages.
• Kamina insists on keeping up the smack-talk. Even whilst face-planted on the floor of a filthy bar, booze creeping up inside him and his brain still rattling around.
• Page 130's last panel.