Dot Dot Dot

A Dramatic Reading with kinetic typography of a poorly-written review of parodical Deconstruction Game Super Press Space to Win Action RPG 2009, set to Karl Orff's O Fortuna. The original review was by someone who clearly missed the point. View it here.

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Tropes used in Dot Dot Dot include:

• Completely Missing the Point: The game the reviewer was complaining about was designed as a deconstruction of RPGs in general. The reviewer took it as a badly-made game, despite the fact that it was featured on the front page.
• Dramatic Ellipsis: Starting with the title.
• Dramatic Reading: See Large Ham below.
• Freeze-Frame Bonus: A review by Axman13 years old.
  • GO AHEAD! I don't care! Yes I do. :(
• Large Ham: The narrator makes a point of reading as over-the-top as possible.
• Ominous Latin Chanting: O Fortuna plays in the background for 95% of the flash.
• Rouge Angles of Satin
• Stupid Statement Dance Mix: This.
• Take That: Intensely.
• Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma
• What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?
• You Keep Using That Word: "Contrail", to the point where the background music of O Fortuna is temporarily stopped just so an explanation of the word "contrail" can be shown.