Doomsday Womb
"Yes, it's Penny. Everythnig in the city is getting sucked inside her vagina. Cars, trucks, motorcycles, lampposts, buildings, everythnigs. Supes shout from there in the sky, making strong muscles to not be sucked inside the girls sex vortex organ:"
Doomsday Womb is a Superman/Batman/Inspector Gadget fanfiction by the infamous Comics Nix.
It all begins when Insppector Gandget [sic] and his niece Pennys [sic] are taking a trip to Metropolis to see the "Large Hadion Collapser." However, after MAD agents commit a killing spree with a giant lawnmower, Pennys is captured. Gordget [sic] interrogates Brain with his "gadget dildo," and ends up teaming with Auperman (Superman) when Pennys has a black hole in her vagina. After a quick visit to the Batcave, Auperman has to have sex with Pennys to save Metropolis, thansk to a a reaction between his semen and Kryptonite, but as things go from bad to worse, Gordget, Batman and Brain join in.
True to Comics Nix form, every other word is spelled wrong, the sex ping-pongs from insane nonsense to horrifying accuracy, and it's disturbingly hilarious.
- A Date with Rosie Palms: Dr. Claw does this at the end.
- Bigger Is Better in Bed: Gordget has an "eight-inch metallic rod of pure carnal electricity."
- Black Holes Suck
- Non Sequitur Scene:
"Unlucky she was, a snot from her nose falls on the ground, but no one sees."
- Continuity Nod: Batman is hesitant when screwing Superman, because he misses RoboCop. It was all in a previous Comics Nix joint.
- Crack Fic: AND HOLY SHIT HOW!
- Crossover Ship: Big time.
- Crowning Moment of Funny: MAD killed dozens of people with a GIANT. LAWNMOWER. Also, Superman's penis is "flaccid like an elf dick!"
- This whole fanfic for the most part is one big Crowning Moment of Funny.
- "You must fuck Penny to save Metropolis."
- "Everybody Laughs" Ending
- Eye Scream: The MAD Agents shoot people in the eyes.
- Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: Not as much as Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh, but Superman and Penny... I'm not going there.
- Gross-Out Show: A-yup.
- Lemon
- Lolicon: Dr. Claw is one of these.
- Rape As Comedy:
""Wha??? A MAD agent?! You bastard, you are under arrest!! Go Go Gadget Dildo!!" and a giant phallic diildo gets out of his hat, procced towards Brain's ass and penetrates it summarily, incapacitating the poor dog's butt."