Disgaea/Haiku

1:

Angry demon prince
Takes over for his old man
Demon loli helps.

—Willy Four Eyes

2:

Hot-blooded hero
Wants to defeat Overlord
At level 1? HA!

—Willy Four Eyes

3:

Evil demon nerd
Steals title from real hero
Gets revenge on dad.

—Willy Four Eyes

4:

Vampire and werewolf
And also a Prinny girl
This ain't Twilight, dood!

—Moonlight Bomber

Deceased human scum
Takes the form of a penguin
Nice kaboom when thrown

—Crazed Ninja

Tall scrawny French guy
Won't leave Laharl alone
His name is Mid-Boss.

—Crazed Ninja

The Dark Adonis
If you do not mind saying
Dislikes that nickname

—Daakun

Bouncy kitty girl
Able to blow you away
Felynn for the win.

—Draken

Monsters all around
Overlord laughs at them all
Overlord's Wrath strikes.

—Draken

Hot cheerleader girls
Raise your stats in a loincloth
Best support ever.

—Sankai

Please don't tell Etna
That we're troping on the job
She'll kick our butts, dood!

—The Prinny Squad