Dirty Cop/Quotes

We can shit on you from so high up, you'll think God himself took a dump on you.

—Officer Frank Tenpenny, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

"We're supposed to call them cops. But everyone knows who they work for and what it takes to keep them happy. Somebody paid good money for this frame."

—Marv, Sin City: The Hard Goodbye

"We're the Police Sweetheart, and your civil liberties are about to be violated."

—Melbourne Detective, He Died With A Felafel In His Hand

"I'm talking about a crooked cop, a dishonest cop, who got mixed up in drug rackets and got what was coming to him."

—Michael Corleone, The Godfather

Roger: Takin' what I want, when I want! Plus, I'm a sociopath, so, you know, all this fits me like a slipper.

Stan: Oh my God, Roger's a dirty cop! ...And he's only been on the force for 3 hours!

—American Dad

"The truth is everyone wants the license to get a little dirty now and then. Our job is to keep it manageable."

—Roy Earle, L.A. Noire

Oh, I know. Its a free country and I ain't got the right. But I got a badge. What've you got?

—Officer Krupke, West Side Story

I am making out the report now. We haven't quite decided yet whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape

—Captain Louis Renault Casablanca

5) Also don't believe anyone who says this is just about Comey and his instances of insubordination. (Though they are bad enough.) This is an indictment broadly of an FBI culture that believes itself above the rules it imposes on others.
6) People failing to adhere to their recusals (Kadzik/McCabe). Lynch hanging with Bill. Staff helping Comey conceal details of presser from DOJ bosses. Use of personal email and laptops. Leaks. Accepting gifts from media. Agent affairs/relationships.
7) It also contains stunning examples of incompetence. [...]

—Kimberley Strassel, columnist for The Wall Street Journal (on Twitter)