Desert Bus for Hope/Funny

• In Desert Bus V, a very tired Graham breaking after being introduced to QWOP.
• At one point during DBFH 5, one of the crew members says there's hot food upstairs. Everyone in the room (sans one or two) runs upstairs.
• Alex gets tired of being clubbed. We get this after the feed comes back up from a failure.
• Dear Lord, Derpline. Alex, as "Dr. Derp" the incredibly misanthropic radio host, answers asinine questions with terrible advice.

Alex: So, you're stuck in a bewitched tree.
Caller: My fantastic business is stuck inside.
Alex: Yeah, you're like Merlin, only a pervert. Maybe whoever pulls you out will become king of the sex offenders list.

Alex: That sounds like a poor person problem.

Alex: Are you asking for my credentials? They're loaded in a drawer upstairs, I'll show them to you anytime. This one holds eighteen doctorates and a master's I'm working on.
Caller: Are you threatening me?
Alex: No, I'm promising you.