Deadly Doctor/Quotes

"Sir, I'm a surgeon. Do you know what the aorta is? No? Do you want me to tell you how easily I could kill you just by, say, wrenching this pen between your ribs and giving it a good - hard - whack," he demonstrated the process by slapping himself on the wrist, "so that it rips upward and severs it? You'd drown in your own blood...but very slowly. Do you want some more examples? The kidneys, for one-" "Quite enough, Janus, thank you."

—Translated quote from a Dutch action novel.

"Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps."

—Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2

"Thou who cureth, can also maketh ill".

—Kramer, Seinfeld, falsely paraphrasing the Bible.

"I've done life; now I'm doing death."

—Dr. Ramzi, The Dead Pit

Knull: It's kind of odd for the Captain, isn't it? Using proper anesthesia and healing methods. He likes his victims to be awake while he's working.

Captain Snow: Why Knull, I'm hurt! After all, before I went to sea I was trained in medical college. I'm a doctor. It's my job to heal the sick and tend to the wounded.

*next panel*

Captain Snow Torture is what I do for fun.

—Archipelago