Darkest Powers/Funny

• Chloe, at the beginning of The Awakening.

Chloe: (to Derek) Oh, my god! It's a killer Pomeranian! It's a tough call, but I think you can take him.

• • Derek gets one as well.

Tori: Where's Simon?
Derek: He's--
Tori: Is he okay? Why isn't he here? (glares) Where'd you leave him?
Derek: Passed out in an alley. (frowns in thought) Not sure where, though...