Dangerously Close Shave/Quotes

Barbara, my love was named.
And her fair hair, a mane untamed.
Until one evening, I'm ashamed.
I got a little... naughty.

The look upon my young love's face

Was sweet as lace. But in this case

I realized she... needed space.

I never more was naughty.

Well... maybe not never.

—Freaky Fred, Courage the Cowardly Dog

Oh dear! I've never shaved him this close before!

—Smee (mistakenly believing he's decapitated Captain Hook), Disney's Peter Pan