Damsel Scrappy/Quotes

"You see this a lot in screenplays that, maybe they have too much studio stink on them, or maybe they just weren't all that well thought-out in the first place. It's called LINETS: Love Interest Non-Essential To Story."

—The Nostalgia Chick

Stewie: (In a parody of "Temple of Doom") Lady here only because she humping director.

—Family Guy

"Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday."

—Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"You almost got yourself and all of us killed because of your unbelievably irresponsible, deranged, and self-centered behavior, but that just makes me desire you more, you crazy, quirky, irresistible woman, you."

—"Fangs of Endearment: A Vampire Novel" by Dave Barry

"I've traveled with a lot of people, but you're setting new records for jeopardy friendly."

—The Doctor on Rose, Doctor Who