Da Chief/Quotes

"You know what this game needs? An Angry Police Chief; 'Dammit Graves, the mayor's been up my ass over this last stunt you pulled!' 'Is that right Chief? Well maybe you'd rather have a vampire up there instead!' "

—Noah Antwiler, The Spoony Experiment

"I'm sick and tired of making excuses for you two! You’re an embarrassment to the department! You're off the case and off the force. Your badges, your windbreakers, now. Now! I ain't got all day! Agitating my sciatica. I'm too old for this! Now get out of my sight. Thought you were badasses, huh? Real badasses work together. All I see is a housewife and a girl scout. I said, get out! And don’t even think about getting near this case, uh-uh!"

—Abed Nadir, Community

"Where the fuck you been, Foley? And what the fuck is all this shit?"

—Inspector Todd, Beverly Hills Cop