DC Universe Original Animated Movies/Funny
Batman: Under The Red Hood
- Sweet Jesus, where to begin? The Joker naturally is hysterical but it's Black Mask that manages to upstage the Joker in hilarity. Every scene with him in it is either him vigorously eating the scenery, him punching his henchmen or him making hilarious faces to bad news. He's pretty much J. Jonah Jameson if he were a crime boss. It also helps that his female assistant never reacts to any of his outbursts.
Black Mask: We're going on offense. Rough up HIS business. Something BIG, something LOUD! When he shows up to shut us down, have a party waiting for him, and when I say party, I actually mean A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE... WHO ARE GONNA KILL HIM!
- This one with Joker.
Joker: Gotta give the kid points! He came all the way Back From the Dead to make this shindig happen. So; who's got a camera? Ooh, ooh, get one of me and the kid, first...then you and me, then the three of us and then one with the crowbar!
- And after Batman reveals that he fantasizes about torturing and killing Joker for everything he's ever done;
Joker: "Awww, you really do think about me."
- The part where Red Hood is aiming a rocket launcher at Black Mask from an adjacent building and Black Mask spots him.
(Red Hood waves to Black Mask before taking aim)
Black Mask: Oh, hell. (ducks out of screen and runs as fast as he can to the exit)
Red Hood: Wow, he sure can move when he really wants to.
- Joker has always been King of the Mood Whiplash, but he cranks it Up to Eleven in the final confrontation with the following:
Red Hood: Keep talking and I'll put one [a bullet] in your lap first.
Joker: (pouts) Party pooper. No cake for you.
Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
- While in the sewers trying to reach the Manor, we get this little exchange:
Superman: Why is it the good villains never die?
Batman: Clark...what the hell are good villains?
- Both scenes involving Toyman and Power Girl.
- When Batman is trying to remove the Kryptonite bullet from Superman's heart:
Batman: Do me a favor and lose the sense of humor.
Superman: Do us both a favor and buy one.
Wonder Woman
- Everything Steve Trevor says. Everything.
- Seconded, seconded, seconded. Especially the moments with the lasso.
Superman/Batman: Apocalypse
- The moment after Superman and Supergirl defeated Darkseid, but nearly demolished the Kent's home. Jonathan and Martha Kent's expressions when the came home and saw their house destroyed while Superman tried to introduce Kara to them was priceless.
- Superman and Supergirl referring to Batman as "grumpy-ass".