Curb Your Enthusiasm/Funny

• Fuck you, you car wash cunt!
  • Boy cock girl cock E I E I O.
• The big vagina.
• Marty Funkhouser's joke.
• Anything Leon says.
  • From the last episode of season 8: "Michael J. Fox bout to be Michael J. fucked up in a minute."
• Larry being an ass man.
• FREAK YOU!
• Jeff in a neckbrace: "Larry, you have to tell Susie I was in a car accident!"
• From "Ski Lift" Larry's response to the Jewish women telling him he has to jump off the broken down ski lift because she can't be with him after sundown is a stare and "What are you fuckin nuts?"
• From "The Car Pool Lane" every scene with the prostitute Monena.
• Anytime Susie gets pissed off.
• From the ending of the "Bare Midriff" the scene where Larry prevents himself from falling to his death by grabbing his secretary's fat belly.
• Larry talking to his reflection.
• The following:

Jeff: What happened to you?
Larry: I fell in the toilet.
Jeff: How'd you fall in the toilet?
Larry: I went to go pee and the seat was up.
Jeff: What does that have to do with you?
Larry: I pee sitting down.
Jeff: You pee sitting down?
Larry: Yeah. Have you ever tried it?
Jeff: No!

Larry: It's more comfortable, when you get up during the night you don't have to turn the light on and wake up, and you get to read.

Jeff: What are you reading?

Larry: I'm reading a lot of stuff.

Jeff: What stuff?

Larry: If I pee twenty times during the day I can get through the whole New York Times for god sake.

Jeff: Twenty times?

Larry: Yeah. Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe I'm learning something!

• • And later:

Marty: Why do you pee sitting down?
Larry: Many reasons.
Marty: You crap standing up?

• See if this were yours it would say "fucking douchebag".