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Main Characters

Ethan

The main character

• Achey Scars: On Ethan's shoulder and caused by Rory - which has only been mentioned once and never again.
• Jerkass: when it comes to customers and Rob due to their limited experience or ignorance of videogames.
• Proud to Be a Geek

Lucas

• Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette

Lilah

• Nerd Nanny

Zeke

• Took a Level in Badass: After Ted reveals his Evil Plan Zeke rescues Ethan in a Badass way

Others

Scott

• The Dragon: To Ted

Ted

• Big Bad

Hillary Clinton

• Big Bad: of Trilagy
• Expy: of Palpatine

Bubba The Judge

• Expy: of Jabba The Hutt

The Bounty Lawyer

• Expy: of Bobba Fett

Jack Thompson

• Darth Vader Clone