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Crack is Cheaper/Quotes
"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal."
Matt: Gaming takes money and dating takes money, so I had to give up gaming or give up dating, so I gave up dating.
Matt: Can't. I had to give up food...
Igor: Ah. Ok, wanna grab some lunch?
Player: A Potion Card can restore my Hokéycon's health! Or I can use an Energy Card to restore its powers! But how do I restore my bank account, after buying 2,500 cards?!
Judge: Sorry, there are some situations even a Hokéycon expert is powerless to fix!
"Oh well, someday someone’s going to find a stash of new EarthBounds and then buy a solid gold car."
Shut up and take my money!!—Fry, Futurama
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