< Corpse Bride
Corpse Bride/Funny
- "In other news -- THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!!" *clangetyclangetyclang*
- As well as the Town Crier's earlier announcement to Victor and Victoria's parents.
Town Crier: (shouting so loudly the cups and saucers rattle) Hear ye, hear ye! Victor van Dort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman! The dark-haired temptress and Mister van Dort slipped away into the night!! (normal volume) And now the weather. Scattered showers...
- "...There's an eye in me soup."
- The dead going to the church for Victor and Emily’s wedding:
Priest: Begone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! You shall not enter here! Back... back... back!
[[[Beat]]]
Skeleton: Keep it down, we're in a church.
- Made even funnier by the fact that Christopher Lee was the one delivering the line.
- "Stay back! I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!"
- "I want some questions! Now!" "Answers. I think you mean answers."
- "And with these hands...I will cup your..." (realizes he has hands over chest) "Oh goodness no."
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